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搞笑名言名句大全
Funny quotes Daquan
1.我悄悄的来,又悄悄的走,挥一挥匕首,不留一个活口
1 I come quietly, and quietly, waved a dagger, leaving no one alive.
2. 明月几时有,自己抬头瞅
2 in my hand, look at yourself
3. 英雄不问出路,流氓不看岁数
3 no way out for a hero, rogue does not look
4. 路见不平一声吼,吼完继续往前走
4 at the sight of injustice with a roar, roar finished continue to move forward
5. 没有不透风的墙,没有不能上吊的梁
5 walls have ears, no hanging beam
6. 孔子曰:中午不睡,下午崩溃!孟子曰:孔子说的对!
6 Confucius said: do not sleep at noon, afternoon collapse! Confucius Mencius said: said to!
7. 执子之手,将子拖走!子若不走,拍晕了继续拖走!
7 holds hand of the child, the towed! If not go, take dizzy to tow!
8. 个头大就一定厉害吗?恐龙不是照样灭绝了!
8 big must serious? Not so dinosaurs extinction!
9. 父母忽悠孩子叫教育;孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗;互相忽悠叫代沟。
9 parents of child education child called flicker flicker; parents called cheating; mutual Huyou called generation gap.
10. 别跟我谈感情,谈感情伤钱。
10 don't talk to me about love, to talk about feelings hurt.
11.爱是费尽心力地全身投入,然后再百转千回地抽身而出!
11 love is great effort to devote full time, and then to just walk away!
12.情侣间最矛盾的地方就是幻想彼此的未来,却惦记着对方的过去。
12 couples the contradictory place is to imagine each other in the future, but think about each other's past.
13. 还没来得及去沾花惹草,就被人拔光了。
13 has yet to be promiscuous in sex relations, was pulled.
14. 英雄难过美人关,我不是英雄,美人让我过了关。
14 hero sad beauty, I am not a hero, beauty let me off.
15. 男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心,但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。
15 men of the brain like a woman's heart, but the eye like a woman's appearance.
16. 女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人,不是喜欢长坏了的男人。
16 woman love looks bad man, not like long bad man.
17. 咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼
17 turn, or salted fish
18. 我又不是王子,为什么女孩遇见我总认为自己应该成为公主
18 and I not prince, why girls meet I always think I should become a princess
19. 结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣,活动起来不方便,但会很温暖
19 marriage is to give freedom to wear a coat, activity is not convenient, but can be very warm
20. 知识就像内-裤,看不见但很重要。
20 knowledge like - pants, unseen but very important.
1、人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,礼让三分;人再犯我,我还一针;人还犯我,斩草除根。

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